Sometimes, you walk into a job and everything seems perfect…until it’s not. Sure, the paycheck’s good, but your gut keeps whispering, “Something’s not right here.” Before you end up stuck in a nightmare job, check for these major red flags:

1. “We’re like a family here!”

Sounds cozy, right? Wrong. This phrase is a classic warning sign of a workplace that will treat you like family—in a toxic way. You’ll get guilt-tripped into working late, covering for absent coworkers, and giving up your weekends. And when it’s time to ask for a raise? “But you’re part of the family…”

2. “Unlimited PTO!”

This sounds like a dream come true, but it’s often a trap. Unlimited usually means zero structure, so you’ll feel guilty about taking time off. Plus, you’ll have coworkers who take no time off, making you feel like a slacker for needing a break.

3. Everyone Looks Dead Inside

When you walk into an office and everyone looks like they’ve seen some things—bad things—take it as a sign. These employees probably hate their lives and probably hate you for being the optimistic new hire who hasn’t caught on yet. Run.

4. No One Talks About Promotions

You thought you’d be moving up in the company, but nope. Everyone’s just happy to stay at the same level, collecting their paycheck, and pretending they’ll get a promotion someday. But deep down, they know: It’s not happening.

5. The “Perks” Are Just Basic Human Rights

“We have air conditioning and running water!” If these are selling points, that’s a huge red flag. They’re bragging about basic things that are not perks—they’re just necessary for basic human survival.

Moral of the Story? If you notice a couple of these red flags in your job, start polishing your résumé and get out before you become another lifer.

When did you first realize your job was a walking red flag? Share it in the comments (anonymously, of course 😉).